PinnedMilly Johnson RosenblumPast Life HusbandsI’ve always imagined marrying each and every man I have ever dated… perhaps that’s because I’ve been married to them all in past lives…·5 min read·Jan 7, 2022----
Milly Johnson RosenblumTailgate Tango: War Eagle, Part FourClosing out my college years relationship saga, I can now see the things I didn’t understand then (pain) make a lot more sense now…·21 min read·Aug 30, 2022----
Milly Johnson RosenblumA Zone Blocked Touchdown: War Eagle, Part ThreeShortly after our first touchdown together, Colin, the boyfriend who didn’t want anyone to know we were hooking up, had a personal fumble…·18 min read·Aug 20, 2022----
Milly Johnson RosenblumI Lost My V-Card in a Bitchen: War Eagle, Part TwoKevin, the boyfriend who was still dating his high school girlfriend while dating me, lived in a studio apartment masquerading as a…·11 min read·Jul 29, 2022----
Milly Johnson RosenblumThe South Knows How to Gameday: War Eagle, Part OneMy entire college experience revolved around two things — Auburn Football and Colin, the boyfriend who injured his manhood when he fell…·14 min read·Mar 27, 2022----
Milly Johnson RosenblumTraveling Through Time: My First Past Life RegressionMy formative boyfriends, who [as I had suspected] were past life husbands, helped shape my experiences with the opposite sex and early…·11 min read·Feb 10, 2022----
Milly Johnson RosenblumBoys of Summer: The End of the InnocenceA definitive end right on the precipice of a new chapter in one’s life story, the days of the summer after high school before college are…·11 min read·Feb 3, 2022----
Milly Johnson RosenblumRight Guy, Wrong TimeTale as old as time: a meaningful connection followed by inconvenient timing. Why do we experience these unfulfilled connections? Maybe…·9 min read·Jan 27, 2022----
Milly Johnson RosenblumETA to Orgasm: The Boyfriend Who Took Care of Himself Before I Could“What’s your ETA to orgasm?” This was the question I asked roughly 29 minutes in during my first BJ. It’s the moment that comes to mind…·18 min read·Jan 25, 2022----
Milly Johnson RosenblumNice Jewish Boy: My First Shabbat DinnerAs the combo of my last names portray, I’m half Jewish from my father’s side. Many people will tell you I’m not actually Jewish since it’s…·11 min read·Jan 20, 2022----