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Past Life Husbands

I’ve always imagined marrying each and every man I have ever dated… perhaps that’s because I’ve been married to them all in past lives…

5 min readJan 7, 2022

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Past Life Husbands

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Milly Johnson Rosenblum

Tailgate Tango: War Eagle, Part Four

Closing out my college years relationship saga, I can now see the things I didn’t understand then (pain) make a lot more sense now…

21 min readAug 30, 2022

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Tailgate Tango: War Eagle, Part Four

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Milly Johnson Rosenblum

A Zone Blocked Touchdown: War Eagle, Part Three

Shortly after our first touchdown together, Colin, the boyfriend who didn’t want anyone to know we were hooking up, had a personal fumble…

18 min readAug 20, 2022

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A Zone Blocked Touchdown: War Eagle, Part Three

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Milly Johnson Rosenblum

I Lost My V-Card in a Bitchen: War Eagle, Part Two

Kevin, the boyfriend who was still dating his high school girlfriend while dating me, lived in a studio apartment masquerading as a…

11 min readJul 29, 2022

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I Lost My V-Card in a Bitchen: War Eagle, Part Two

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Milly Johnson Rosenblum

The South Knows How to Gameday: War Eagle, Part One

My entire college experience revolved around two things — Auburn Football and Colin, the boyfriend who injured his manhood when he fell…

14 min readMar 27, 2022

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The South Knows How to Gameday: War Eagle, Part One

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Milly Johnson Rosenblum

Traveling Through Time: My First Past Life Regression

My formative boyfriends, who [as I had suspected] were past life husbands, helped shape my experiences with the opposite sex and early…

11 min readFeb 10, 2022

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Traveling Through Time: My First Past Life Regression

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Milly Johnson Rosenblum

Boys of Summer: The End of the Innocence

A definitive end right on the precipice of a new chapter in one’s life story, the days of the summer after high school before college are…

11 min readFeb 3, 2022

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Boys of Summer: The End of the Innocence

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Milly Johnson Rosenblum

Right Guy, Wrong Time

Tale as old as time: a meaningful connection followed by inconvenient timing. Why do we experience these unfulfilled connections? Maybe…

9 min readJan 27, 2022

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Right Guy, Wrong Time

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Milly Johnson Rosenblum

ETA to Orgasm: The Boyfriend Who Took Care of Himself Before I Could

“What’s your ETA to orgasm?” This was the question I asked roughly 29 minutes in during my first BJ. It’s the moment that comes to mind…

18 min readJan 25, 2022

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ETA to Orgasm: The Boyfriend Who Took Care of Himself Before I Could

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Milly Johnson Rosenblum

Nice Jewish Boy: My First Shabbat Dinner

As the combo of my last names portray, I’m half Jewish from my father’s side. Many people will tell you I’m not actually Jewish since it’s…

11 min readJan 20, 2022

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Nice Jewish Boy: My First Shabbat Dinner

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Milly Johnson Rosenblum

Milly Johnson Rosenblum

Hi! I’m Milly, an old soul in a new age world. Manifesting my future husband by analyzing all of my past relationships (I call them my Past Life Husbands).

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